Bob Stinson was the founding guitarist of The Replacements, the rowdiest, drunkest bar band of its time, until he was kicked out for excessive boozing. Here's a better, bittered boilermaker worthy of the man. Pour yourself one of these, throw on "Bastards of Young," kick back, ponder how much one would have to drink to get thrown out of the frickin Replacements, take a sip, and enjoy.
1 12-oz can of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer (ice cold)
1 oz Wild Turkey 101 bourbon
6-8 dashes Angostura bitters (1/4 oz)
Pour the beer into a mason jar, add bourbon and bitters, stir, sip.