Stuck in a vacation apartment with my mother, had to try making something!
Splash of Coke Zero
Splash of cheap Merlot
Bells Scotch Whisky
Add the Coke Zero and cheap Merlot to a glass, no ice because there isn't any. Sneak to bedroom, take the half bottle of whisky out of where it's hidden in the bedside cabinet and add a load to the glass. Imagine you had ice and good ingredients and drink it.