You. Are. Done. Whatever the reason, it's a school night, you're already schlurring your speech, you have a book report due, whatever... but! You want another cocktail... but! You can't afford it and expect to get away with your dignity intact... but! You *still* want another. this is your delicious low-yield alternative
11/2 oz Pedro Jimenez sherry
11/2 oz Punt e Mes
2 dashes Angostura bitters
Stir with ice in mixing glass, strain into whatever glass you were drinking from already. Express lemon oil from peel and dump in glass. Negotiate your own middle ground between not going gently vs. going home for the night.