An homage to the famous 'Turducken' - 3 parts to create 1 weird outcome. Also, because everybody needs to create a horrible holiday cocktail comprised of the day's ingredients. Only one and you'll be wishing you'd just eaten more turkey. (If you haven't figured out by now, this drink is a joke)
2.5 oz bacon infused Wild Turkey
1.5 oz Orange Juice
1 oz Cranberry Juice
.5 oz Cointreau
.5 oz cinnamon simple syrup
Dash of Angostura bitters
Canned Cranberry 'goop'
Combine all ingredients (sans Cranberry goop) into mixer. Hard shake over cracked ice. Strain into 70s 'golden harvest' rocks glass on ice. Garnish with slice of canned cranberry and ground cinnamon.