In 2 days time on the 21st of April I will run my first ever marathon as Stage 1 of the #MarathonEtapeMudderIronmanUltraChallenge to raise money for a small charity dear to my heart (http://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/rufusgrantham if you want to know more). Therefore since drinking 4 pints of IPA three nights ago I've been on the wagon. (Man, it's tough). So I have those marathon blues. This is my attempt to con myself into think I'm having a wee drop to drink. It's kind of working (turns to camera) It's not.